Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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