sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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