its not stalking. its research.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
They took my balls.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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