She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I need moral support for this bender
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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