I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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