at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
What did we do last night that was yellow?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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