you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
do herpes really smell.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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