so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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