go do what you do best...puke behind churches
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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