Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
this just has baby written all over it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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