I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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