hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
