she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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