yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
