I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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