i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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