We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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