I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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