so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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