She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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