and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
this boner is exhausting
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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