I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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