spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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