Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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