i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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