Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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