I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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