but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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