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(217): View more from Illinois

the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome

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(904): View more from Florida

If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it

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(602): View more from Arizona

i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward

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(319): View more from Iowa

Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.

(616): View more from Michigan

The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...

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(214): View more from Texas

True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like

(972): View more from Texas

Why do you text me weird shit like this?

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(213): View more from California

I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?

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