I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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