And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
It's just like the Real World with babies
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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