If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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