TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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