I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
