I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
be right there i have to get my cape
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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