When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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