"it" just moved
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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