so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
no more duck duck goose at the bar
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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