I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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