What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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