THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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