Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Randomize
