Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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