Non-Jews are for practice
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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