I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
