OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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