Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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