Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
