Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
