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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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