Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Actions speak louder than pants.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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