What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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