My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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