chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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