She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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